So, my last trailer reaction (Tron: Legacy) seemed pretty popular with the kids, and though I didn’t plan on making it a regular thing I have just seen the trailer for Mega Piranha. As soon as I saw it, I lost my shit and posted it everywhere I hang out on the interweb. I figured I would stick it here too. No posts in weeks and then two in one day? Yeah, I know I am an inconsistent bastard, fuck all y’all.
First, check the trailer:
0:01 – The Asylum? Fuck. Yes.
0:10 – Quick cuts and shitty production values… This either doesn’t bode well at all, or bodes really, really well.
0:17 – Who the fuck is doing that voice over? It’s just about the cheesiest voice/delivery ever!
0:20 – It was a giant piranha!
0:21 – Why is their a hanging shot of a confused looking dude with dreadlocks?
0:23 – Oh my CGI!
0:25 – Worse? How could this get any worse?
0:27 – Oh, that’s how! A giant fish headbutting the most cardboard looking buildings I have ever seen. I’m pretty certain I will love this movie!
0:30 – Some exposition over a giant fish montage. Best to get that talky shit out of the way early, we all want to see the killer fish destroy film.
0:31 – Wait, was that fucking Tiffany?
0:34 – I’m pretty sure that fish just looked into my soul.
0:38 – Watching Glen Reiber kick fish in the face pretty much makes me the person I wish I was all of the time.
0:41 – Piranha and laser guns! Can this get better?
0:42 – I’m pretty sure that effect was done on Microsoft Paint.
0:44 – HELISPLOSION!
0:49 – This kinda looks like it is straight from rathergood.com.
0:54 – FIRE!
1:01 – No, you’re fish food!
1:03 – Not as good as the sharky/plane stuff from Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus, but still stupid awesome.
1:09 – That really is Tiffany! When did she turn into Hoggle from Labyrinth?
1:18 – I am so stoked on this.
Fuck, this movie looks terrible! I literally cannot wait to see it. If you hadn’t guessed I loved Mega Shark, sure it was no Shark Attack 3: Megadalon, but it was fucking awesome!
Can you tell I am excited?